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Ruby Moment

When you do something (either stupid or clumsy) and you injure yourself and/or others, and then people laugh when you retell the story. Happens to everyone sometimes, but for some people, every day.

Friend #1: OMG! Did you hear? Ruby and Teresa were hugging, and then they both got hurt.
Me: Well, which one of them had a Ruby moment? I'm guessing Ruby.
Friend #1: I bet. Ruby is always getting hurt.

by PrettyLittleLiars-OBESSED!!!!! June 10, 2011

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Ruby slipper moment

When you come too in a momemtary state of being completely pissed off your nut, and wake up underneath a hideous skank bitch with teeth like a gutter snipe and shes ridding the shit out of your half limp dick trying to milk you for some baby batter.
You start clapping your heels together like Dorothy off the wizard of oz while yelling theres no place like home.

Guy- huh..hey wtf…argh
Skank- uh uh uh

( Slap slap slap )
Guy – theres no place like home …theres no place like home….fuck I wish I had some ruby slippers right now
Guy to his mate- wicked party last night but a had a ruby slipper moment late in the night.

by dirtychevy May 15, 2016


Ruby Moment

When someone named ruby or did something dumb as fuck it's called a ruby moment

That's a ruby moment

by Brendypoo September 29, 2021