rule of 3

The rule of 3 states how men overstate and women understate their number of sexual partners.

When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had, multiply a woman's answer by 3, because a woman wouldn't want to seem like a slut. When a man answers, divide the number he gives by 3, because he wants to seem like a player.

Josh said he'd made it with 3 women this year? Rule of 3: that really means he made it with one, or zero.

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rule of 3

n. The fact that a girl can be persuaded to do pretty much anything when asked three times repetitively. This technique can be enhanced by a singular or collective "C'mon" by the asker and/or those surrounding.

Lee: Show me your boobs.
Dumb Girl: No!
Lee: Show me your boobs.
Dumb Girl: No!
Lee: Show me your boobs...c'mon.
Dumb Girl: ...okay.
Nathan: Unbelievable.
Lee (to Nathan): Rule of 3 man.

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rule of 3

In Heroclix (miniature game with Superheroes) no stat can be altered (increased - decreased) more than 3.

Lakis: My Punisher's damage becomes 6 from two after RCE (+2) and two perplexes!

George: No, it doesn't. Rule of 3, failure!

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Rule 1-3-5

Always try to occupy odd-numbered urinals. Never occupy a urinal right next to another urinal currently in use. And never, EVER start a conversation with anyone if you are using a urinal and/or if the person you want to talk to is using a urinal. That would just make everything really awkward.

*Guy 1 enters bathroom, occupies urinal*
Guy 1: Hey bro, what's up?
Guy 2: WHOA WHOA WHOA MAN! RULE 1-3-5!
Guy 1: Oh shit, sorry
*Guy 1 moves urinals, pissing commences in silence*

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rule 3

Sometimes credited as Furry Rule #3: Don't stick your dick in crazy.

ZOMGz I just found out Squizzle Squirrel yiffed with Aussie WildDog! What have we told Squizzle about yiffing! Never violate Rule 3! Don't stick your dick in crazy!

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Rule -3

There can be only one man in an entire school that doesn't love ANYONE. Absolutely no one.

Boy: Love is overrated!
Boy 2: didn't someone else say that?
Boy: Uh...no!
Boy 3: Rule -3, bitch.

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Rule 3

Rule of the internet
"We are anonymous"

12 yr old kid: who are you guys?
other person: hey kid, rule 3

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