Rule 35

An addendum of the internet rules stating that if there is no porn of it, it will be made.

Jessie searched the internet for hours looking for a pornographic video of a priest inserting a carrot up a man's urethra before he finally invoked rule 35.

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Rule 35

An addendum to Internet Rule #34, which states "If there is not porn of it, porn will be made of it."

('net surfer 1): Man, I can't find Rule 34 porn of that obscure anime character anywhere.
('net surfer 2): Well, I can draw. Let's invoke Rule 35.

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Rule 35

Rule 35 is when no rule 34 is made for a show, book, movie, etc., rule 34 will be made of that.

Rich Double Ditch: "Scaria, I cant find any rule 34 for Bob's Burgers."
Scaria: "We will make that, I will invoke rule 35."
Rich Double Ditch: "Thanks mate."

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Rule 35

Rule 35 states, if porn of it (whatever "it" is) cannot be found, then porn of it will be made.

See also: Rule 34

Damnation and ruination, I'll rule 35 it myself if I have to, but I'm working on commissions, so SOMEBODY TAKE THE BAIT!

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Rule 35

"If porn of it doesn't exist, porn will be made of it."

A rule usually said in conjunction with Rule 34. Mostly seen in oekakis and other similar sites.

1: I didn't find Rule 34 for Thomas the Tank Engine.

2: rule 35, fag. i drew my own.

1: FFFFFUUUUUUUU--

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Rule 35

An addenum to the internet meme Rule 34 (if it exists, there is porn of it, no exceptions) that states "The only exception to rule 34 is the citation of Rule 34."

Ie, there is no porn of someone stating that there is porn of everything.

"Is there anything that hasn't been rule 34'd?"
"Rule 34."
"What?"
"See Rule 35."

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Rule 35

Prison term: Reduced sentence for snitching on someone.

"You have one week to get us your paperwork so we can make sure you're not a chomo or have no rule 35's. If you don't provide this in a week, we'll kill you."

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