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Slept for a undetermined amount of time, (Dazed and Confused for a undetermined amount of time)
My Father rumpelstiltskined himself, when he forgot my birthday.
The practice of aggressively shaking a can of beer and then smashing it against your forehead until a hole is formed from which you suck out the remaining beer inside the can as fast as possible. This is usually performed with others in a circular formation. It is common to repeatedly chant "Rum-pel-stilt-skin" as the beer is being shaken.
Peter and Luke Rumpelstiltskined so many beers in the hallway last night their heads were still ringing this morning.
Let's go Rumpelstiltskin some beers outside on the fratio.
Did you see little Johnny Rumpelstiltskinning those beers at yesterday's tailgate? He should really learn to take it more easy.
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Successfully pulling off a dickbag self-serving move and then immediately risking your gains by publicly crowing about your achievement as if no one around can hear you.
Dude, I can't believe you blurted out "Dude, we just cut the whole line!" while we were still on the fucking line. You totally rumpelstiltskined us.
While having sex with a woman, order her to say your name. Regardless of the name she says, slap her across the face and tell her she is wrong.
Do this until she guesses "Rumpelstiltskin"
In the event that she guesses Rumpelstiltskin, knock her unconscious and run. You now have the right to her firstborn child.
SAY MY NAME BITCH! *slap*
She doesn't know that I'm Rumpelstiltskin-ing.
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The combination of a rimjob and a blumpkin. The licking of the anus whilst one is defecating feces from said hole.
Bro 1: "I was taking a shit yesterday when this crazy bitch crawled under the stall!"
Bro 2: "Broooooooooo!"
Bro 1: "Yeah, but that's not all! She leaned over onto me and..."
Bro 2: "Started sucking your dick? Old news bro, I get blumpkins all the time."
Bro 1: "No! No! No!!! She started licking my asshole while I was shitting!"
Bro 2: "Brooooooooooooooo! Rumpelstiltskin!!!! Natty?"
Bro 3: "I have a raging boner!"
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1. A Dwarfish creature who will spin yarn into gold in return for a first born child
2. The inability to achieve an erection after a night of rumping.
Girl: "What's wrong, baby?"
Boy: "Its not you, its me. I've got a goddamn rumpelstiltskin from all the rumping earlier."
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This is when a man (or sometimes woman) is bent over giving the man a blow job. While this is occurring the man/woman giving the blowjob is shitting. Simultaneously, the man receiving the blow job vomits down into the man/woman's ass crack causing a flood of vomit and shit to be flung from the anus.
*Someone who i well verse in being the bent over participant can suck vomit into the anus and then spray it out in a plethora of directions.
Ex. a man recieveing a bj vomits into the ass of the man or woman who is giving it while he or she shits, making her a Rumpelstiltskin
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