runny nose

when your are recieving some sort of sexual stimulation from a girl, right before you cum, you take the tip of your penis and place it right at her nostril.

"Did you hear? Travis gave the german foreign exchange student a runny nose"

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runny nose

while having sex, just before the climax of ejaculation stick your "head" in or just around the nostril of the girl and jizz in it, until it oozes out like a runny nose.

"oh man i runny nosed my girl last night, and it got all over her face."

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Runnie Nose

When you cum in to a girl's nose.

My girl wouldn't let me cum in her mouth so I gave that bitch a Runnie Nose.

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Squidward with a runny nose

The normal act of squidwarding, but with piss on your penis.

Can i get a tissue for my squidward with a runny nose?

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beaver has a runny nose

Post-coital fluid seepage from the vagina.

After having sex, the next day when I go to the bathroom my beaver has a runny nose.

You must have a runny nose

Sarcastically said to imply that it's recipient has been masterbating a lot, due to the extordinary amount of tissues in a trashcan nearby.

Also includes but is not limited to: paper towel, napkins, toilet paper, wash clothes, and handkerchiefs.

Jack: Yo I was so productive today

John: *notices a lot of tissues in trashcan* Yeah I'll bet. You must have a runny nose!

Jack: Haha bro I'm not sick!

John: Well then stop killing trees you wanker! *points to trashcan*

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Runny Nose

Chlamydia.
When your penis is runny.

Last week I banged some chick from the bar and now I got the runny nose...