Russophilia

A sexual disorder (also known as nationalist cuck syndrome) typically characterized by an obsession with russian dictators and a desire to suck their dicks or otherwise bottoming for them often for the purpose of "triggering" any real or perceived liberals.

Characterized by

Constant checks to Reddit, Twitter, and possibly 4chan
Bloodshot eyes from long nights of arguing with people they believe to be "libs" over the internet
Overuse of slang such as cuck, soy, lib, beta etc.
Loneliness as family and friends alike distance themselves from all the above behavior
Fantasies surrounding russian dictators degrading the subject sexually or some other form of submission
Constant internet posts surrounding the Ukraine-Russia war and how hard the Russians are winning despite available evidence

Dave: "Yo did notice Bryan has a russian flag in his Twitter handle?"
Aaron: "Yea he's been getting super weird and posting constantly about Russia, I think he might have russophilia..."
Dave: "Maybe we should get him to a psychiatrist"
Bryan: mmmmmmmm putins dick...

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