Rusty Mike

When you leave a mikes hard lemonade in your truck for several months in the heat and a rust ring forms around the top.

“Hey can I get a rusty mike?”
“Yeah man!”

Rusty Mike

Receiving a good ole handjob from a fat chick

"Yo I saw Duffy hooking up with a fat chick last night!"
"No way, did he get a rusty mike?"

"I got a rusty mike last night."
"Did you at least get your nut?"

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Rusty Mike

get naked, sit indian style, do a handstand while still indian style, crap, and roll the crap down ur back and stall it on the back of ur neck.

"man josh did the rusty mike perfectly"

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Mike "Rusty" Balszac

A humorous, double-meaning name which, when said quickly, sounds like "my crusty ball sack". The name was coined on June 7, 2009 by the scambaiter named Alcibiades of thescambaiter.com. Alcibiades uses it as a signature in letters sent to internet scammers.

This name is similar in form and function to Mike Oxlong or Hugh G. Rection

Every scammer in the world should meet Mike "Rusty" Balszac!

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