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rusty spoon

Literally just a spoon that is rusted, not some weird word that means something else.

My friend collects rusty spoons. She likes to make up stories of how the spoons became rusted, though some stories are very outlandish, there are worse things to do.

by tttoad May 6, 2020

12๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


rusty spoon

a word that symbolises someone who has not had any sexual intercourse for a long period of time, thus affected his skill in the bedroom, or having sexual intercourse.

jessica: make love to me.

dan: okay, but i doubt youll enjoy it as much as you used to, i havnt had sex in a long time, so im a bit of a rusty spoon now.

jessica: nevermind then.

by neox273 May 15, 2009

53๐Ÿ‘ 57๐Ÿ‘Ž


rusty spoon

a man uses a spoon to remove excess cum from the women, lets it dry on the table, and then uses it to serve her breakfast the next morning

that bitch sucked at giving head so i gave her the rusty spoon with her wheaties

by assavengers January 4, 2009

54๐Ÿ‘ 85๐Ÿ‘Ž


rusty spoon

when u get wasted at a party and pass out. The next morning you awake with some sort of silverware(mainly a spoon)up your ass for no aparent reason.

Chris:"how was the party last nite?"
Aaron:"pretty good, except for me wakin up with a rusty spoon!"
Dillon:my pants smell like fish tacos

by NiPz Is MyHerO November 13, 2005

50๐Ÿ‘ 101๐Ÿ‘Ž


rusty spoon

Waking up spooning, stuck together by dried blood between each others nether regions.

The rusty spoon gets me every time.

by Meyerd3 August 15, 2015

7๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


rusty spoon

somethin done sexual with a guy, in the shower by easy, fat, orange bitches. kinda like a rusty trumbone but so much nastier.. like for guys who have 10 inch dicks.

brits a fat bitch i bet shes givin him a rusty spoon in our dorm rite now. runnin train wit morgan and brian

by bfvfbk August 27, 2008

28๐Ÿ‘ 65๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rusty Spoons

A phrase that expresses your orgasmic love for something.
May also be used in suggestive concept.

Becca: charmander is just RUSTY SPOONS
Emily: I know !

Becca: Rusty Spoons ?
Emily: Let's wait until my parents leave.

SaladFingers: I like Rusty Spoons

by beccasarahdeil January 13, 2010

85๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž