Rutelia

A rare disease contracted by mutual genital contact. Possible symptoms can be but are not limited to anal leakage, retinal bleeding , elephantitis of genitals, flaky rash around genitals and taint, excessive moisture, and possible hot garbage odor. The only known cure is to be wellered.

The doctor thinks I have rutelia. My underwear are filled with mucus and smells like week old Chinese takeout.

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