Ryder Pink

This man is a very nice human being. His last name is pink because if you know you know ;). He also tried the great act of Slovakian Traffic Cone but he wasn't really a fan of this! He also carries his Australian Football Team and will one day make the AFL. He also has a massive penis and has a hard time carrying it around because of his skinny, 5'9 stature.

Me: Oh How I Wish My Penis Was As Big As Ryder Pink's!
You: He Is So Dreamy For Real!!!