SCSG

Santa Claus Sized Gut. When you strut around with skinny arms and legs and have a perfectly round butterball gut that rivals only Santa Claus. This gut is always round and tight and looks to pop at any second. If from behind you could be mistaken for a girl then it would be assumed your pregnant.

Pillz: Holy cow, did you see the SCSG on Chi Chi? Does he have no shame?
captain iridium: hehehe, LOL, yeah