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Sea Pussy

The mons pubis underwater where the free floating pubes ebb and flow, behaving as tentacles of a sea anemone, may attract clown fish...non poisonous.

With a good breath held dive one can spend sometime exploring the temperamental sea pussy.

by outerspace July 24, 2007

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Sea Pussy

A very salty vagina, in which you can faintly hear the sound of the ocean.

Guy #1: Hey bruh, can you give me a glass of water? My girlfriend's got Sea Pussy!
Guy #2: Oh shit, yeah dude here you go... Did you hear the ocean?
Guy #1: Yeah, it was very soothing.

by Maxence05_ June 7, 2019

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SEA PUSSY

Inport, where trollops gravitate towards sailors like barnacles to a hull, and pussy is readily obtainable at every Norfolk bar and street corner, sailors rarely fuck shipmates. That would be gay. And everyone knows there are no gay sailors in the US Navy.

Underway, however, the rules of engagement are substantially altered. Combating the tribulations of nautical life, cloistered for long durations without officially sanctioned releases, young men naturally seek alternative outlets. Entrenched in a competitive environment where predators and prey cohabitate, sailors… some willingly, others not as much, provide essential services.

And honestly, who doesn’t enjoy an occasional piece of sea pussy?

The only reason Hangs out with Washington at night, is cuz he makes for great 'Sea Pussy'.
When they're back in Garrison, it's business as usual.

by SECRET-SOLDIER October 23, 2022