Sexophone

Someone who describes a sexual encounter very loudly on the phone. Whilst riding public transport.

Nigel got lucky the night before. Now everyone on the bus knows it. He's a right sexophone

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Sexophone

A really sexy saxophone.

Me: OMG THERE IT IS. -walks over-

Katttiiieee... Can I see it ^_^...

Katie: See what?

Me: The SEXOPHONE of course.

Katie: Ahh... Ok ;D

-takes out red + gold saxophone-

Me: *jizzes*

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sexophone

A loop of the saxophone solo during Moldova's performance on BBC Three's Eurovision Song Contest 2010 Semi Final 1. Featuring the saxophone player performing a very sexually charged dance while playing his saxophone.

Your band concert got me hornier than when I watched sexophone.

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sexophone

That background saxophone solo that you always hear in softcore porn (and late-night HBO/Skinemax).

"Whip out your dicks, it's sexophone time."

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sexophone

an otherwise unattractive mate who wins your lust through particular vocal, musical, or otherwise aural talents

"Michael isn't that hot. I don't know why girls are so attracted to him."
"Yeah, but have you heard him play the piano? He is such a sexophone."

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sexophone

the sound that one makes while performing sex.

Her sexophone is eerie.

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play the sexophone

To engage in cunnilingus; the "sexophone" is the entire vulva, including the Fallopian tubes. When drawn as a diagram, the vulva could have a vaguely saxophonelike shape.

Last night Jennifer sucked my cock and I'd play the sexophone until we both gazzed.

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