SFTMC

Text messaging acronym.

SFTMC means STOP FUCKING TEXTING ME AND CALL!!!
This may be used when you have just received text number 26 in the on going hour long text-a-thon with a friend you are trying to make simple plans with...and it has dawned on you that the entire thing could have been taken Care of with a 3 minute conversation.

SFTMC is the creation of Savannah stand up comedian Shane Gray...who hates text messaging more than a straight man hates Lady GAGA.

Dude...it doesn't take 25 texts to decide what bar we are singing Karaoke at.

Well I just can decide whether I will sound better at the Rail Pub Or McDonoughs or...

SFTMC

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