SHAT THE BED

WHEN SOMETHING GOES TERRIBLY TERRIBLY WRONG, OR BREAKS. USUALLY RUINS YOUR ENTIRE DAY AND MAY CAUSE SOME PEOPLE TO UNCONTROLLABLY SHIT THEIR PANTS.

TOM: WHERES YOUR BIKE?

ISHKEBIBEL: THE FUKIN THING SHAT THE BED LAST NIGHT, CAUSING ME TO DEFECATE IN MY PANTALOONS.

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shat the bed

a slang phrase that is often used to mean 'woke up early', the reasoning being that if you shat the bed you would get out of it asap.

-'shat the bed'?
-'nah couldnt sleep'

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Shat the bed

To got up really early in the morning much earlier than you ususally would.

Man I Shat the bed today. I had to get up at 6am to catch the plane.

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