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That cute Asian guy you met by chance who seemed so sweet and shy. Further along, he's got a huge dick and is ridiculously good in bed. Brace yourself for an exciting sex life.
Girl: Man, I wish I didn't break up with Shimon. My new boyfriend has a shitty personality and is horrible in bed.
Girl 2: I'm so lucky for dating Shimon. My dad thinks he's awesome and smart. He's a real sweetheart on the streets but is a monster under the sheets.
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Term used when referring to a ridiculously cool act. It is an act which is on the most infinite level awesome and amazingness.
Ex:
Jack: Wow did u see that catch last night?
Matt: Yeah, it was Shimon.
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The continuous cycle of a person who eats and shits out his shit over and over again.
"Man i felt so sick yesterday"
"Why"
"I was doing some shimon and i saw some beenshoots hanging out"
"Oww man that's terrible!"
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Andrew shimon is the most sexy person to ever walk the earth. He has the biggest cock in the world. ALL HAIL KING ANDREW
Person 1: man who’s that sexy guy
Person 2: THATS BIG DADDY ANDREW SHIMON 🥵🥵
yoram shimon, hechanti lecha kneidalach
that dude is a true yoram shimon
damn i love that yoram shimon