SHUF

An acronym that stands for "Stupid Hetero Ultimate Fuckup". A very derogative term for a straight person. It is pronounced as "shuff".

Guy 1: That guy was totally ragging on us for being queer.

Guy 2: Don't worry, he's just a shuf.

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shuffing

Secretly Hooking Up with Feelings. When your friend is secretly hooking up with someone they have feelings for, but refusing to call it a relationship, i.e. 'friends' but make out occasionally.
(its complicated).

When will Niall and Kim quit shuffing and start dating already!?

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shuffed

Shuffed is when you are too chonged or drunk to know or do stuff.

What the mush I was so shuffed last night

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Shuffing

Shuffing

is when you rub your penis along the carpet and get rug burn

Dude I got shuffing on my penis

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shuffed

Shuffed is where one is in the state of being a mixture of very drunk and high. Often the objective of most nights out to be in such a state. Commonly used in the Wiltshire area.

Mush, I'm going to get so shuffed tonight I won't know where I am.

I'm so fucking shuffed I can hardly see anything.

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Shuf

Someone who is having sex on a daily basis

He used to shuf every day