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North-American cryptid.
Often described as being a tall, skinny humanoid with elongated limbs and smelling of decay and/or copper.
Known to be extremely fast, agile, resilient, and most of all dangerous. They are also known to be able to mimic
voices and speech patterns to an extent.
Deep in a forest:
-*sniff* "Ugh wtf is that smell?"
-*kid shouting for help not far off in the distance* "Help me! Aaa help!"
-"Who's there?! Are you hurt?! Where are you?!"
-*kid shouting for help again* "Help me! Aaa help!"
-"Hang in there! I'm on my way!"
-*kid shouting louder* "HELP ME! AAA HELP!"
-"I'm almost there! Just hang o-" *realises the kid's shouts have sounded
identical each time, both in intonation and rhythm*
*indentifies smell as copper mixed with rotten meat*
-*kid shouts in a distorted-like manner*
"HELP ME! AAA HELP! T-he-e mo-onst-er i-i-i-isss goi-n-n-n-g to ea-at meeeeEEEEEEE!!"
-*blood freezes and tears swell up as a skinwalker rises from behind some boulders*
"W-what the fu-"
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A creature whom can change their physical form and voice to anything it pleases to lure it's prey.
Skinwalkers can also run incredibly fast, given the ability to catch their prey in seconds.
"Come into my room." said their mother's voice, from her room.
kid1 "Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmm-"
kid2 "Isn't mom out shopping?"
"Come in here, now."
kid1 "We gotta hide-"
"Come here kid1, kid2, now."
Kid1 "Oh hell nah-"
Kid2 "That's a fuckin' Skinwalker😨"
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A person completely devoid of cognitive abilities, often drooling on themselves as they type up another Reddit thread.
They are but a shell of skin propelled by their desire to spread their "wisdom" all over the internet, and inform others of how great their life is going.
"Hey you remember that guy in college who would always draw circles in his saliva on the table?"
"Yeah actually, I saw him at the store yesterday, mumbling something about needing to ban the mysoginists in his community, dude had completely blank eyes, total skinwalker"
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A creepy looking person with red hair and freckles who is also pale. Commonly referred to as “gingers”
Holy shit it’s a skinwalker!! Run!
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a long, dark haired teenager whose skin is so pale from not leaving his pot smoke filled basement of his negligent father and has a dad bod at 16.
“OMFG THAT SKINWALKER REEKS OF WEED AND ROTTING MEAT”
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A skin walker is a possessed demon who is inside your dog right now probably
"My friend IS A SKINWALKER"
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A full on subhuman retard that ruins your ranked games due to their sheer mental ineptitude and lack of skill for the game. For example if your teammate dies first every round in CSGO or if they go 0/10/1 as Yasuo in League of Legends they're probably a skinwalker.
Dr. Uttut: "This fucking Vayne is throwinggggg!!! Holy shit and look at this Lulu. My team cannot be human, they are actual Skinwalkers"
UwUJettDasher69: "Can you entry with me Phoenix you fucking skinwalker scum?!?!?"
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