Slau.

A girl, a ninja, an angel. The epitome of personal attributes. A mate for jamming, grinding out homework, racing, and life. She'll dance in the rain, run in the rain, or literally just lay down in the grass in the rain. She is a sunflower, opening her petals to wherever the sun may shine. She looks for happiness, but does not deny sadness. She is a light to her family, a blessing to her friends, and a gift for the world. She is an icon of beauty, health, intellect, humor, and style. If you are lucky enough to be blessed by God Himself with her, do not ever let her go.

God making Slau: "Okay so you know all the good qualities I've ever created?"
Angel: "Yeah..."
God: "Get this... I'm gonna put them all in one girl"
Angel: "But...but howwwwwwww"
God: "Just watch"

*17 Years Later*

Angel, watching Slau.: "Wow. She's one of the good ones"
God: "Told you"

SLAU

To look so amazing that you can barely type out the word "slay "

Girl 1: "look at my makeup!!"
Girl 2: "YES GIRL YOU SLAU"

slay on point flawless

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Slau

A Slau is a person that likes to fuck Goats......In the ass.

Andrew Huntsman is a Slau. He lives on first house on the corner of Westover and Driskill Dr. in Euless Tx., 76039.

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Slaus

A person who is book-smart and uses their intelligence to put down others who have a different opinion than them because they need to be right. An insecure douche who uses his knowledge to seem superior to others instead of understanding where they come from.

"Sheldon can be such as Slaus"
"Stop being a slaus and listen to me"
"Can you believe that slaus deleted me because I didn't like the movie?"
"He's such a slaus for saying I'm an idiot for liking the movie"

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slaus

lil butter cream shine that smiles like sloth from goonies and has scimitars for arms--but never uses them.

Such a slaus you are.

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