smasted

A combination of the two words describing overly drunk (smashed and wasted).

HOLY SHIT THAT GUY IS SMASTED!!!!!

I AM GETTING SMASTED!!!!!!!!

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Smaste

When you're so high that smells and tastes unite to form one greater, stronger sense: smaste.

High Person 1: Dude, do you smaste that?
High Person 2:Yeah dude, it smastes great.

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Smaste

Smaste -(smell/taste) - can be experienced from a distance that no human is capable of imagining. It brings thoughts of a maggot infested wound from some kind of flesh rotting disease. It's smell, flavor, and appearance all blend into one unsettling heap that even the depths of hell don't want.

The plumber said under my house was so horrible he could smaste it.

I don't know what happened in that house but you could smaste it 3 blocks away.

Oh my god when that guy farted in the elevator everyone could smaste it. It was awful.

Smaste

something that smells like the taste of something

"this Nivea lip butter smastes like strawberry fruitella"

Smaste

When something smells like another thing tastes.

Bleu cheese salad dressing smastes like paint.

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Smasting

Smaste-Ing. An adjective, to smaste. Typically brought on by an indulgence in narcotics, usually Marijuana.

Ideal places to smaste include trees, lagoons, beaches, parks.

Ideal items to test your smasting skills on include coke in a can, chocolate in wrappers, your own finger (NOT after placement in certain orifices) and cheese.

J: "Dude! I'm totally smasting those leaves!"
B: "Yeah... We're stoned."

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Smaste

Verb.
When something tastes like the smell of something else.

Those lime tic tacs smaste like my grandpa's house!

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