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A sexual act named after the mormon God Joseph Smith. To Smith on ones partner is the christian equivalent to the pull and pray method or to skeeton in African American slang.
I'm not ready for kid number 13 so when I was ready I pulled out and Smithed all over her back.
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To get owned, particually by Mrs. Wendy Smith.
Dude! Josh got smithed so hard when he tried to buy that cap gun!
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When posting on a message board commenting on something someone else has said without quoting it and your comment showing up on the next page. Often times being smithed can lead to interesting results of embarassment or random confusion.
"He packed so much in my bun I thought I was going to explode.*
EDIT: aw sh*t, smithed again!"
*in reference to being asked how his sub sandwich was.
Smithed (transitive verb)
To be unfairly, or unjustly categorized as a commodity or non essential. Usually related to employment.
Often one is Smithed prior to being demoted or terminated if there is no just business reason for being terminated or demoted.
He had been designing all the new dishes. After being Smithed by his incompetent boss he is just working in shipping.
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When a guy/girl deliberately styles and dresses in a gender ambiguous way. Term derived from the song "Dude Looks Like a Lady" by Aerosmith.
"Dude, check out that girl's ass"
"I don't think that's a girl. If she is, she's pretty smithed. And has a large penis."
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The act of Will Smith forging a copy of himself out of wrought iron or steel.
"Will Will Smith smith Will Smith? Yes Will Smith will smith Will Smith."
1. Slapping the shit outta someone in public
2. Open relationship = Open to someone fucking his wife, but jokes
3. Not apologizing to the person
1. Someone: Jada I love you, G.I. Jane 2 can't wait to see it, alright.
You: Don't make me will smith you
2. *Slapped*
Get Will Smith'd
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