smnn

A short term for Semen popularized by @bstchld

a guy: Did you see the SMNN? Someone bought a gallon of cum!
another guy: um excuse me what the actual fuck

SMNN

SMNN of Cum, Ejaculate and more or just SMNN, is the most reliable news source, started by Gabe Cataldi (aka Beastchild or Bstchld) As the title would imply, this channel is about semen. Cataldi will commentate over any video that has semen in it or imply that there is semen.

Tonight on SMNN: The cum sandwich. Now, nutritionally speaking, this particular hoagie i- oh, fuck! We gotta run that back. I was about to say that it's a good source of protein in the form of children. But homie just blew his load

Tonight on SMNN:

SMNN is similar to CNN but we talk about come. Popularized by bstchld

Tonight on SMNN: An investigative report into one of the largest come factories in the world. Are we witnessing the industrial revolution of jizz? And who exactly is purchasing all this eja-

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