Snarfblat

A pipe- from the disney film "The little Mermaid"

Scuttle:
(Holding pipe) Ah - this I haven't seen in years. This is wonderful! A banded, bulbous - snarfblat.

Ariel and Flounder:
Oohhh.

Scuttle:
Now, the snarfblat dates back to prehistorical times, when humans used to sit around, and stare at each other all day. Got very boring. So, they invented the snarfblat to make fine music. Allow me.

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Snarfblat

A magical creation that takes you on an adventure to jesus.

-Wow! smoke out of that snarfblat.

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Snarfblat

a firm partly muscular chestnut sized gland in males at the neck of the urethra; produces a viscid secretion that is the fluid part of semen. Also known as "Snarfbladder"

"When I was making love with Big Bertha, as I was Ejaculating, I was thinking of my Snarfblat problems, and was hoping for a worthy orgasm."

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Snarfblat

When a partner cums on the other parters back, snorts it off there back then spits it out onto the back of the partner

Yo! Last night I had this crazy date, and at the end I snarfblated her, but now I feel like I have a runny nose.

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Snarfblat

A person considered to be foolish or socially inept.

"I should cut two holes in a paper bag; put it over my head, so people will love me."

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Snarfblat

Incapable of sexual intercourse, often because of an inability to achieve or sustain an erection.

"If I wanted to have sex, with a woman or man I sure hope I'm not SNARFBLAT.

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Snarfblat

A Man Who Perfers The Company of Men.

"I do not like the word "gay", or "Queer", to describe myself. I perfer the word "SNARFBLAT". It tis, more appropriate.

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