snowage

Plural noun describing actual snow-fall (not the cocaine type)

"We haven't had much snowage around there parts in a looong time Jed"

snowage

A large amount of snow (not the cocaine kind)

"There is some heavy snowage in those mountains!"

snowager

Name for higher powers or vastly superior people.

"Wow! He is such a snowager!!!"

HEAVY SNOWAGE!

A completely insane amount of snow that breaks multiple national records, like in the winter of 2010-2011. Similar to HEAVY DOSAGE, but with snow.

Did you get some snow? No, we got HEAVY SNOWAGE!