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Mega-monster penis; a phallus of such massive proportions as to strike fear into the hearts of all who are lucky enough to see it
"Soon!" he exclaimed, "You will be gurgling and gagging on the SNURG!"
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To gain erotic pleasure from the sniffing of bicycle saddles.
Traditionally, the snurger would be an old man and the target
of his nasal attention would be a saddle recently vacated by a young lady.
"Hey! Stop snurging my saddle, you pervert!"
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One who sniffs the bicycle seats of young ladies.
That Peter Hain has a touch of the snurge about him, don't you think?
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To aggressively and sexually sniff a seat that recently contained the arse of someone you find attractive.
As soon as she stood up and left, I snurged the fuck out of the sofa.
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The act of Flirting "with intent". i.e to talk to a member of the opposite sex with the express intent to have sex with that person.
n: "He's such a Snurge"
v: "Right girls, tonight I'm gonna get my snurge on"
"Wow, he's getting his snurge on tonight!"
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A word used to an objectionable person who will not understand the insult. Invented by the late Auberon Waugh c. 1956 and used extensively by him in respect of any school prefect.
"Well of course, Jones, being a snurge, you would say that wouldn't you?"
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To eskimo kiss a penis.
That old lady likes to snurge.
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