Boris Johnson defines spaffed as 'the spending of public money on non-recent child abuse investigations'.
โYou know, ยฃ60m I saw was being spaffed up a wall on some investigation into historic child abuse and all this kind of thing. What on earth is that going to do to protect the public now?โ
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When someone is brutally mauled for no "apparant reason" but it is clear that the person deserved every bruise on their face
Johnny got spaffed last night, I'm going to spaff Johnny, You deserve a good spaffing
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A slang term for ejaculate or cum. To be put in odd places for revenge.
My boss doesnโt like me, I donโt like my boss. I donโt like coffee, my boss does.
Mate, you wouldnโt believe how many times Iโve spaffed in him coffee maker at work. Brings a smile to my face every time I see him take a sip.
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To ejaculate violently; specifically, with wanton and reckless disregard for direction or focus.
Spaf in my face you alsatian-loving scrag wrench.
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The sound it makes when a penis slaps against face.
S-slapping
P-penis
A-against
F-face
Will was totaly being gay so he got spaf'd
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1.) The past tense verb formation of โSpaffโ aka โTo Spaff Somethingโ: which means โTo do it well.โ
2.) To create utter chaos while snacking.
Originated and used by British Youtube Star Jamie Spafford & fellow members of SORTEDFood.
JAMES: โAww, I Spaffed it.โ
JAMIE: โYouโve done it well.โ
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