Random
Source Code
Random
Speedy Gonzales, "the fastest mouse in all Mexico", is an animated cartoon mouse from the Warner Brothers Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of cartoons. Speedy's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot.
Speedy Gonzales is also brothers with the most famous Skeeter mouse of all time Skeety Gonzales. Skeety Gonzales was trained by the great Skeet Magee.
Nerd Kid: "Dude Speedy Gonzales would annihilate Sonic the Hedgehog in a race!"
Avg Nerd: "I dont know about that dude, but Speedy would pulverize the Road Runner in a race"
Nerd Kid: "And even if they were winning, Speedy would get his brother Skeety to skeet all over that hedgehog and bird until they were drowning in semen, then he would definitely win the race!"
Avg Nerd: "I didnt say all that..."
261👍 48👎
1. A cartoon mouse from Warner Bros. first appearing in 1953. Speedy Gonzales is known for his oversized yellow sombrero and his incredibly quick running speed.
2. Someone (usually male) who is considered fast to finish while having sex.
"I hear he's a Speedy Gonzales."
75👍 23👎
"He is my cousin; and, he is only the fastest mouse in all
of Mexico. No! In all of the world."--Slowpoke Rodriquez
SPEEDY GONZALES: "Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! Vamos ahora, muchachos y gauchos."
"...The League of United Latin American Citizens argued that SPEEDY's cleverness and personality was a positive depiction of Mexicans.
-- Wikipedia
62👍 36👎
When you finger your girl's pussy as fast as you can while shouting Spanish words that mean "excitement" or "go."
She said she was getting bored of the same acts all the time so I suggested that we tried the Speedy Gonzales
5👍 3👎
The engineers wondered what it was called when you take cocaine and tequila. I told them it's a Speedy Gonzales.
Only like the fastest mouse in all "El Mundo" ARRIBA!!!
Man I wish I was as fast as Speedy G.
28👍 16👎
I'll bet a hundred bucks that Speedy Gonzales will run circles around that gayass hedgehog simply by eating one habanero pepper. And besides, anyone who eats that shit will definitely run faster than sonic.
By the time Sonic the Hedgehog was halfway through the race, he saw Speedy Gonzales already sipping beer with the hot chicks at the finish line.
30👍 19👎