spider's nest

The protrusion of unkempt pubic hairs from the edges of an undergarment. Especially when the owner is unaware of said protrusion.

Tim: Why don't you like Cindy anymore?
Billy: Dude, because I totally saw her SPIDER'S NEST at the pool.
Tim: Gross!
Billy: Yeah she needs to get John Goodman to kill the queen.

Spiders Nest

The Spiders Nest is when dingle berries occur on the gouche. The hairs connect from one side of the gouche to the other,causing pain every step. There are 3 types of spiders nests that can occur.
Stage 1: 3-6 hairs connected by poop
Stage 2: 7-10 hairs connected by dried up poop
Stage 3: 11+ hairs connected my dried poop(requires two pairs of scissors and tomato juice to ease the pain!)
Anything beyond a stage 3 needs immediate medical attention

Damn! I couldn't walk for 2 hours because i had a Stage 3 Spiders Nest!

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Cooter Spider Nest

Black area in the pubic area which can be seen through the clothing on a person, usually wearing light colored swimwear. Most often seen on women wearing white, yellow, light blue or pink swimwear. Most often the nest is not visible until the clothing is wet.

If she wants to continue to wear that white swimsuit in public she needs to really think about shaving off all her pubic hair so we don't all have to see her cooter spider nest.

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