Splosted

The act of being drunk and high at the same time.

Jon: Dude i just got back from the store i got a gallon of Hennessy!

Will: Damn dude I thought we were smokin' tonight, I just bought a pound of purp!

Jon: Awwww hell! Looks like we gettin' SPLOSTED!!!

Will: Fo sho!

splost

A catch-all verb used when emotional intensity is too high to remember the correct word

Go splost yourself!

splost

/spltōst/
The greatest word to have ever been introduced to our vocabulary.

John: Splost *bursts out laughing*
Dan: wft is splost