SSLNAI

Single Straight Last Native American Indian who “Seeks any female for fun and
procreation, ASAP. Enjoys food, slow
short walks, aging, wolves, peyote.
Hate Cowboys. Eyesight poor please
send lg pic. No fatties.” From Mr. Show with Bob and David.

It’s too bad Mr. Show could not save my family, I guess I’m now a SSLNAI!