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When a girl displays signs showing interest in you, but says she's not interested in a relationship right now. Basically, means you are still on the radar, but she's averse to a committed relationship. Also means that you can't seek other women, because you will seem shallow and flighty. Mentally draining situation.
guy 1: "dude did she say yes?"
guy 2: "she was flattered, super nice, and has been showing signs of interest, but can't commit to a relationship"
guy 1: "you're officially in stasis bro"
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A name for a wierd child. They probably dont like you, but they dont like people in general anyways...
She’s acting like such a stasi today
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This is actually a name. Not a joke, like Chandler from friends. Child who is a perfect human. She’s actually ugly and anyone who names their child Stasi will be cursed.
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A name for a wierd child. They probably dont like you, but they dont like people in general anyways...
She’s acting like such a stasi today
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Car stasis is the state of immobility one experiences while sitting in the car, ten feet from the front door, after a long day. Variations include tub stasis, bed stasis and floor stasis.
Callie sure had a long day at work. She wanted to hang out with the cat but couldn't get out of the car. It was a severe case if car stasis.
When a person's Facebook status hasn't changed over a long period of time, causing their friends to wonder what has happened to them.
Guy: What's with the digital ghost routine? You were totes in Status Stasis.
Girl: My Dell's TFBUNDY, I dropped my cell in my chai, and there's a Net Nanny at work. Could be weeks before I can update it.
Guy: So everyone's gonna think you're crunked at the Inn Between for the rest of the month? Sucks to be you.