stick my dick in

A phrase meaning I’m gonna fuck up this ___. This can be anything from people to food.

I’m boutta stick my dick in this pasta.

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stick my dick in a midget

A term of disbelief

After seeing Heather take a cucumber, Geof exclaimed, "Well stick my dick in a midget! I didn't know you could do that!"

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stick my dick in your ear

To place ones penis into the lug-hole of another and fuck some sense into them.

If you don't pack that in I'm gonna stick my dick in your ear!

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Cheese on a stick, Rice on my dick

A phrase because it jingles.

Cheese on a stick, Rice on my dick

stick out with my dick out

to appear to be important, but with one's penis exposed

I'm wearing a tuxedo to prom, but I know I'll stick out with my dick out.

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Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin

A saying that signifies absolute disbelief

Well Stick My dick in a Pickle Jar and call it Kevin, that's crazy.