Stuffed Cheesy Cock

When you just happen to put your cock in stuffed cheesy bread.

Son: Dad, we have a big problem....
Dad: Don't tell me you put your..
Son: I PUT MY DICK IN THE STUFFED CHEESY BREAD AND NOW MY DICK IS NOW A STUFFED CHEESY COCK.
Dad: Thats it. You're grounded for 5 years.