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SUNY Geneseo is a small college in western New York. Geneseo is not the same as what it once was. All the college bars either shut down or were burned down. Now that the nightlife is gone, so are the students. The acceptance rate has plummeted because they cut so many majors. Even the bear in the center of Main Street is gone. Since it's in the middle of no where the only thing to do was drink, and since there are no more bars, don't go here.
"Man remember how hard we threw down in Suny Geneseo last weekend? I don't."
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Geneseo is a public college in New York. It was founded in 1871 and has an undergrad population of 5,481. Geneseo considers itself to be a public honors college and the best SUNY
Class of 2013 Academic Profile:
950 Freshmen
60% were in the 10% of their high school classes
mean high school average- 94
the average SAT score was a 1340 (combined math and critical reading sections)
Annual tuition is just $4,970 for in-state students and $12,870 for out-of-state students
Geneseo is one of only 268 colleges and universities to have a chapter of Phi Beta Kappa, the oldest and most prestigious honor society.
It's regularly ranked by Kiplinger as one of the best values in public colleges
SUNY Geneseo is a really great school; the professors are easy to talk to and very helpful, and the campus is gorgeous. It has a small school environment and it's hard not to love it.
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Ranked as the 2nd best public college in the north, this institution is the home of honor roll students who taste alcohol once and then it's on. Closed parties are enforced due to the local law that attempts to crack down on underage drinking but fails. If you are not on a sports team, club, or a part of greek life then you will drink alone. Mens Rugby is the largest club with an average of 60 members. Sororities include AOPI, ADE, SMAC, Sigma Kappa, and CLIO which is the worst. If you attend Geneseo you will get a great education but will develop a slight alcoholism problem. The most popular Fraternities include Kappa Sigma (gay), MAC, Crows, and notorious date rapers DK. You will be held in high esteem if you graduate but be prepared to drink or smoke your way through professors that went to Harvard, Brown, Columbia, Penn State, NorthWestern, and Johns Hopkins. Great school, great hockey, and an a nationally ranked rugby team.
"Oh I see you attended SUNY Geneseo?"
"Yeah, I'm actually qualified for this position, let me crack a beer."
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The stereotypical college town minus any form of diversity and in the middle of nowhere. The predominately white, female student body makes up more than half the town of Geneseo's population. On any given weekend the entire student body can be found migrating to the North side of campus to drink at the many frat houses on Court St. If students don't pass out somewhere outside of the frats they stumble up to one of the many bars along Main St. Sports are not Geneseo's forte unless you like running or hockey, or chasing down and beating up honkeys cause there are a lot of them.
I went to SUNY Geneseo for the weekend and got wasted, then we killed some crackers.
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A college in the middle of no where new york, in which only white, abercrombie wearing, upper-middle class students from the buffalo and long island regions go. Based on an unfounded belief that geneseo is an "honors" college many whom were popular, intelligent, social, big fish in the their small ponds come together and act as if geneseo is more like harvard and is located rather in laguna beach, where the local bars rank more like hyde or teddys. Each night students can be found either at a party with plenty of over tanned, over worked out guys and girls or drinking in their dorm watching hours of mtv.
Wow, i can't wait to go party with those celebrities at SUNY Geneseo.
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An Upstate school comprised almost entirely of white middle class kids who think they're too smart to go to a SUNY but to poor to go to a private school. Beautiful sunsets, mediocre food, and just short of 6,000 students who gradually turn to alcoholism through shitty frat parties and sports teams. Only decent majors are biology, education and business and only notable sport is hockey, but if you want to join Greek Life, here is the place to do it. Or, if you want to retain half of a brain cell, avoid greek life at all costs join a club sport instead. Club Rugby parties hard and knows how to do it.
he thinks he's better than us because he got into SUNY Geneseo, and to be honest, he's probably right
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