swag juice

noun. A substance which is not just obtained, but inherited. Usually imparts a walk with a slight limp, a smile that stops you in your tracks, and causes lucious barbaric man fur to grow from the chin. Characteristics include breaking curves in all classes, untouchable golf scores, and pool shark abilities. It drips off the person, leaving trails of swag juice in hallways and puddles on furniture.

Friend: "Look at that guy who just walked in the room..."

Other Friend: *Looks at friend*

Both in Unison: "SWAG JUICE."

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swag juice

When your swagger is untouchable.

Nigga i walked into the club and my swag juices was drippin'.

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swag juice

semen.

He had a lot of swag juice.

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swag juice

noun-the figurative substance that oozes from swagulated people

two guys are at an eminem concert

one says "dang Eminem is always so raw"

other says "bro, he's drippin swag juice"

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Swag Juice

noun. A substance which is not just obtained, but inherited. Usually imparts a walk with a slight limp, a smile that stops you in your tracks, causes lucious barbaric man fur to grow from the chin. Symptoms include breaking curves in all classes, untouchable golf scores, and pool shark abilities. It drips off the person, leaving trails of swag juice in hallways and puddles on furniture.

Friend: "Look at that guy who just walked in the room..."
Other Friend: *Looks at friend*
Both in Unison: "SWAG JUICE."

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Swag Juice

When your swag is so 'ill it circulates through your body like juice..toilets won't flush when you piss, paramedics refuse gloves if you bleed, and people say thank you when you sneeze!

Dustin: "Why were all those chicks falling on the dance floor last night? Were they that wasted bro?!"

Sean:"Nah man, I started to sweat it got so hott up in there with all them dancin around me, they musta been slippin on my Swag Juice..funniest part was they didn't want to get their faces off of the dance floor!"

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Swag Juice

1) n. A liquid with unknown origins that promotes swag growth for a short period of time
2) n. An inherited trait in the lost 24th chromosome of a select few individuals of any given species

Yo David, hit me up with that Swag Juice.

I saw you playing basketball son, you was drippin' swag juice.

The hottest girl in the party couldn't resist him, since he was the only one there with that swag juice.

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