SWATLaws

n. a dangerous blend of town Bylaws ticket writers outfitted in black SWAT uniforms, bulletproof vests, tactical flashlights and trucks with light bars and sirens. When you park in the wrong place they are ready!

Innocently, Bob parked for just a couple of minutes inside a School bus stop and before his foot touched the ground, SWATLaws had him ejected in a perfect PIT maneuver followed by a rapid set of hand signals meaning "You! You're ours now!"