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funniest named country on earth, personal favorite
the name swaziland promotes laughter and soiling urself
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A country that many believe to be non-existent because of The George Lopez Effect. It is also the country with the most bald people and the most ping spoofers in the world. A common myth is that the number 14 brings bad luck.
"I went to Swaziland and witnessed it in all of its glory. I saw all of the crack babies. I was there and I watched all the little George Lopez's running around."
-Skeppy
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They changed your name to eSwatini. Get it right.
Polly: Have you been to Swaziland?
Zane: It’s called eSwatini, idiot.
A land which is covered by the Mandela Effect, where the crack babies roam free, and the little George Lopez's run around in peace. Swaziland became a myth among many, and one man named Zac dared to visit the mysterious land. In Swaziland, crack babies and tiny George Lopez's with malteser heads worship the number 14. A cultural food among many Swazilandish people is cheesy fries, you should try them! Swaziland has a population of 14,690,420. Crack babies never originated from Swaziland, they migrated South for over 14,000 years until resting upon Swaziland. Swaziland has been covered from the media for too long, the truth needs to be brought into the public eye for all to see.
Yudenni: Hey Erdyf! Where were you last week?
Erdyf: Nice to see you Yudenni! I was back in my home country of Swaziland for a week to visit my family.
Yudenni: Sounds like fun! I'd love to go to Swaziland sometime.
A non-black person who acts like they are. Copies everything from black hip-hop raps to the funky way that people groups of color chat with each other, to the way they pimp their rides. This person wants to be black. The only problem is, their not.
Did you see wayne's new ride? A black Escalade with gold spinner rims, what a swaziland poser!
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