safety meeting

Code for when you're going to smoke pot while at work.

"Yo, Chad, we're having a safety meeting in the walk-in cooler in 5 minutes."

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safety meeting

Code for smoking weed. People in authoritative positions usually never know what this means. Also, watch the video "Get Safe" on myspace video. You'll get the idea.

Person 1: "Dude, we should go get one of those bread bowls from domino's."
Person 2: "Yeah, but lets have a safety meeting first."
Person 1: "Ohhh for sure!"

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safety meeting

Code for anytime you are smoking pot.

Honey, I need to have a safety meeting before I discuss that with you.

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safety meeting

A term for having a, smoke circle, blaze session or any other scenario in which marijuana, hash, wax, or oil is being burned.

Bob: man i am so exhausted after all that work.
Marly: Yea time for a SAFETY MEETING!!

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safety meeting

for people who work in bars, everyone sneaks to the side for as little time as possible to take a shot and then returns to work as if nothing happened.

Bartender: "Safety meeting!"
Everyone else: runs to the end of the bar, pounds a shot, returns to work.

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safety meeting

stop what your doing immediately and adjust your attitude

"hey dude, lets step around the corner and have a safety meeting".

"nothins' gettin done... concrete's gittin hard... paperworks pilin' up, and the whole crews on the rag... i need a safety meeting.

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safety meeting

Code for slacking
For when people are standing around with there hands in there pockets, cause when your not doing anything with your hands in your pockets you cant hurt yourself.

What are those guys doing over there? there having a safety meeting.

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