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The worldwide belief that Bob Saget is truly God. Many people all over the world deny the simple and true fact and are dissenters. Lord Saget has powers unknown to mankind and can defeat anyone. Us believers rely on the strict interpretations on the Lord's actions and opinions to base our religion on.
An example of my true love for Lord Saget:
Me: "I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under Bob, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."
Religious leaders in the future: "Sagetism is the foundation on which we stand upon, to allow us to succeed in life."
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When Bob Saget is your religion.
"Now repeat after me." said the Preacher. "Bob Saget is love. Bob Saget is life. Spread Sagetism."
1. Bob Saget, star of "Full House" and "America's Funniest Home Videos". Also had a cameo in "Half-Baked". Known as the lamest comedian in the history of man, and according to himself, is a wordchickenhead/word.
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When you hit your head and do not seek medical attention.
Brian sageted himself on the granite countertop picking up his napkin and later died in his sleep.
A synonym for God. Originated from Sagetism.
When in church, you pray to Saget.
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someone who is an idiot and a screw-up. usually a negative term.
*not referring to Bob Saget in ANY way.
-"Did you just see that chick totally eat shit tripping over herself?"
-"haha yeah what a saget!"
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