Saint Maddison

The saintiest saint of all. Saint of leading high school dropouts. Graces her presence with A+ history papers. Her Saint day is the 5 of March every year. Celebrated by public holiday and a no labour weekend. Feel free to bring your dogs (or other pets) to celebrate the day in a shrine dedicated to her. if you do take your pets to St. Maddison's shrine she will grant you good luck for the rest of your life.

History of St. Maddison:
Maddison Marie McClan (Born: 06/06/1817 - 07/06/1899) was known in her small town as the first person to fail school, she became a saint due to the miraculously picking up her grades (totally not cheating...lol) and gave hope to all stupid students around the world. People now pray to her and pass and if (when) they don't pass she leads them, if they pray consistently Maddison will visit those who pray and grace them with A+ papers (usually history papers but if you are lucky she will give you the papers you need for an A+) she is now celebrated every 5 of March with a public holiday and labour free weekend

Person 1 : "Wow it's St Maddison day"
Person 2: "what's that?"
Person 1: "Successful people like you wouldn't understand, it's only for cool kids"
Person 2: "Damn I wish I was a highschool drop out and had no future :("

"Wow I get to take my dog to Saint Maddison's shrine...how awesome"