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Salesian memes is a legendary Instagram account run by anonymous user at Salesian school Chertsey.
Dunno if we will ever find out who they are.
Salesian memes is a wholesome community- 2020 ur marge
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Half the student body got kicked out already
Step kid : yo why u transfer
Salesian kid:I got kicked out for throw a snowball
Salesian high school
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Welcome to Salesian where if you’re not Dominican or on the baseball team, you will receive a detention for having your shoes untied. 90% of the boys do not know what personal hygiene is. Salesian also has a grand total of 4 air conditioners for around 20 classrooms. Students mainly associate themselves with Preston baddies (no Maria treeshes).
Salesian student: yo I got a DT bruh
Salesian student 2: whyyyy
Salesian student: I forgot To tie my shoes.
Salesian student 2: Salesian high school is the best
Students learn from watching Kung Fu Panda and Shrek in class and throwing bottles and fruit snacks across the room all while having a smile on their faces. It’s a place where the kiddos talk about the Edge Wattah Fire house all day and about taking the city firefighter exam which 99% of them fail. Also it’s where you get a DT for not having a belt or ID, and get suspended for eating in class even when other kids are eating too, if you aren’t on the baseball team that is!
It is also a place where the Salesian baseball team have more privileges and more respect than the Student president, and they are highly underrated! They go on expensive Florida trips every year instead of buying new school buses or baseball gear, and profit from AM Salesian shoutouts and money from the girls at Preston who chip in.
Dean: Yo, give me your phone from your pants pocket, and your shoes are untied which counts as 2!
Salesian Student: Why am I getting a detention, but someone else is using their phone and have a hoodie on?
Dean: Don’t you see the words on his hoodie“Salesian High School Baseball Team”? I don’t want to hear it, I’m not playin. So stop talkin!
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A School in New Rochelle filled with Johns, Chris's , Richards, and any other catholic name you could think of. Very Cuul
When cuffing season approaches, all Salesian boys will go scouting like a College Coach, at Preston High School.
Salesian also has a variety of sports, they are known for their amazing Varsity Baseball teams, good basketball program, Varsity Soccer, and their VolleyBall is one of the best in the CHSAA
Salesian Students are known for having a crazy amount of drip, but not being able to dress at all.
Salesian High School is filled with students of all cultures, not like Fordham or Iona
Salesian students only inside jokes made in school when communicating, anybody not from Salesian would never understand some of the terms used.
The Dunkin' Donuts next door is known to some of the students as their second or third home, they will be there from the hours of 7:30AM, and 2:30PM. Either eating, doing homework, waiting for the 60, or waiting to cause any type of static.
Salesian High School Students summarized
Salesian Freshmen: I don't think my teachers like me
Salesian upperclassmen: No, it's because you're a freshmen still
Salesian upperclassmen #2: who is this ? Are you a shadow ?
Salesian upperclassmen #3: No, He's just a freshmen
Salesian upperclassmen #1, #2, #3: freshmen... smh
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It's such a g school everything about it is great and Dominic 1 is the best
Dominic 1 is so much better then Savio or any of the other ones in Salesians College Celbridge
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A gay all boys school that a bunch sudos and druggies go to.
Wallah if he goes to salesian he must be a gimp.