Salt The Water

The act of ejaculating onto your partner whilst they are bathing in a tub

Hey babe, I'm sitting in the tub, can you salt the water for me?

salt water

The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it to his mate. So, 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean every time one unloads­

. . . and we wonder why the ocean is so salty. Try not to swallow the water :)­

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salt water wetback

A saltwater wetback is a European American. A descendant of illegal European squatters occupying the Americas who had to cross the salt waters of the sea to get to North and South America.

Salt water wetback“go back to Mexico you wetbacks! You had to cross the rio grande to get here”

Mexican “your people had to cross a whole sea to get here, your the wetbacks”

salt water taffy

a sexual act in which the male, after producing a thorough lather of genital perspiration during a night out, receives a blowjob from an unsuspecting partner. Usually the male is too drunk to become aroused, resulting in a flacid, salty, and relatively unsatisfying experience for both parties.

Ladies love it when the humidity spikes, performing the subsequent salt water taffy always reminds them of childhood vacations to the beach

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Salt Water Titties

Saline Breast Implants.

You just have to Love the Age, We Live in. One Minute, your Lady has a Chest, that looks like Sunny Side Eggs, hanging on Nail.. A couple hours Later, she comes out of the Dr's Office, with the Most Perfect Set of Salt Water Titties, Money Can Buy and becomes a Perfect 10!!!!! (Insert Star Spangled Banner Here)...:-)

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salt water mexican

A person who originates from the Island of Puerto Rico. Generally thought to be the next Haiti.

You dirty salt water mexicans need to start paying taxes.

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Salt Water Yank

A person born or that has Caribbean lineage, that acts or forgets their heritage and background, around Americans or Canadians.(They know of the salt water but perfer American society)

My Mudda said " Call futbol- soccer" "Its three not tree, thing not ting,hello not hail up "
Me no want to be a salt water yank

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