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salt the snail

To kick someone out of a friendly gathering for being a mad clinger. Originally from It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia

Charlie: Hyah!! Hyah!! Get out here snail!! Hyah!! Go snail, go!! Hyah!!

Mac: Oh my god, salt the snail!! Salt the snail!! Go!!

by nuck_chorris 777 January 14, 2015

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Salting the Snail

Vigorous masturbation.

Bro! My girlfriend was salting the snail so hard last night!

by Toasty! April 17, 2014

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Salting the Snail

When a female gets turned-off sexually

*Conversation between guy and girl is getting heated*

Guy: brb gotta take a shit
Girl: DUDE! You're totally salting the snail

by WizardofAUS October 18, 2015

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Snail Salt

To place ones flaccid penis across the upper lip of another male who has passed out.

Do y'all remember when he performed the snail salt on him? Don't worry we took plenty of pictures.

by Herm Fern January 11, 2014


Salted snail

The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste

Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.

by Darksquid August 8, 2022