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Salto del Tigre

(Spanish) Literally "Tiger's Jump". A spectacular feat of acrobatics, marksmanship and nerve where a man jumps off a clothes bureau or high space, fully erect and lands on a woman that is on her back with her legs open, penetrating her in one shot.

Amigo 1: I saw Juan in a wheelchair the other day with tears in his eyes - what happened?
Amigo 2: Oh that fucker tried 'el Salto del Tigre' on his new lady and was off by a few inches. Juan is a Juana now.

by PenguinMeat October 16, 2017

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