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The Amazon employee has to speed run the package to your home in one minute. If they don’t succeed they are shipped to Afghanistan to be trained as ISIS members.
Me: (Orders an item on Amazon with same day shipping at 11:59pm)
Cursed Amazon worker: Fuck...
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(n.) Fucking on the same day you get into a relationship.
i lwky just had same day shipping with that guy i had a crush on