sandtown

verb. intransitive. to fail miserably at one's stated profession or endeavor in a public setting.

noun. a most embarrassing and public act of self-humiliation.

general expletive.

"Despite the ongoing loyalty of their fans, the Chicago Cubs are poised to sandtown again in the coming season."

"The reporters awaited the imminent sandtown as President Bush approached the podium to speak."

"I'm going to sandtown all over your sandtowning face!"

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sandtown slouch

A person who resides in Sandusky, Ohio, but doesn't work or contribute anything positive. Takes total advantage of everything the public assistance system has to offer such as free housing, food, child care & health insurance. Usually has one or more vices, smoking, drinking, using/selling drugs, gambling, pimping/prostitution, dog fighting or running scams. Most of the time, drives nice cars. Let's others raise their kids. Thinks the world owes them everything!

Billy: How does Sammy drive such nice cars? I haven't ever seen him work a day in his life. Who takes care of his kids?
Alphonso: He's got the system down packed. He is a Sandtown Slouch.

Sandtown

It is a fictional town made out of sand. Be careful of this town, because it can shoot Sans power very viciously if it doesn't like you.

Rick: Ha, Morty we're going to Sandtown.