Sarmom

Verb: A way of Counter attacking your mom when she asks you if you where doing some weird shit with a perverted statement

Mom: Why the fuck is the vacuum in your room? What were you u doing!

Boy: I fuckin stuck my dick in the vacuum mom.

Or
Mom: Why the fuck is their a needle in the bathroom?

Boy: cause I was sticking It into my fuckin dick to feel like a girl.
The best combac is a sarmom