Saskia'd

Female version: A woman who is wrongfully accused of performing oral sex to a married dude during a resort destination wedding only based on "his" testimony. Character defamation. The victim of excessive male bravado.

Male version: A woman who freely gives blow jobs to a married man at a wedding. Yayyaah.

Universally abridged version: an international blow job related incident of global concern where the jury is still out on what really transpired.

Man: "Man if i hadn't just gotten married, i would totally get Saskia'd."

Woman: "The thought of her getting Saskia'd is SO upsetting. My fly girl was not trying to swallow some fly....she just met the dude and thought he was an arrogant prick---plus it was waaay too humid to be in a tiny bathroom giving a hummer."

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