sassage

A sausage with attitude.

Real men don't eat quiche; they eat sassages. So do real women. Sassages are the new fish. They are the new black.

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sassage

slang for a full service massage offered in a brothel posing as a legitimate massage parlor.

my dry streak went on for so long that I went and got myself a sassage.

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sassage

SA-SAGE : cock, dick , willy, schlong , your moms best friend

"hey hinerman how you like that sassage in the anal passage" "oh i love it man especially steve guantts when we make out at partys and fuck each other in the brown eye"

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sassage

another word for penis, cock, schlong, dong, etc.

I stuck my polish sassage in her.

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Sassage

A word with no signifigance but just their to answer a question you don't give a shit about.

Tom: Hey Mark, how's your girl friend doing.

Mark:Sassage!!!

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Sassage Pants

When you feel a breeze in your shorts and realize your sassage fell between the slit in your boxers.

In class...
Jason: Dude, why are you touchin yourself?
Mark: I've got a mean case of the sassage pants!
Jason: Haha good luck

sassage fest

is when an individual (or a group of people whose girl to guy ratio is lacking) uncontrollably releases an unheard amount of sass on others

often mistaken for the term sausage fest

That dude is having a sassage fest right now, somebody's gotta stop him before poor Willy loses his dignity.

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