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When a man's pubic hair is longer than his actual penis.
Person 1 " Did you see that 50 year old in the locker room"
Person 2 " yea that was gross, his pubic hair was like twice the size of his penis"
Person 1 " Damn he had a real bad Sattler"
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Probably a fuckin badass, usually the last name of a really cool guy
Guy 1: wow that guy’s last name is Ethan
Guy 2: probably a badass a sum
Sattler: cool guy
The Sexiest character in all of the Jurassic Park franchise (1993-Current). Ellie Sattler is hot, intelligent, witty, is a paleobotanist, and she believes in women ruling the world!
Alan: Hey, Veronica! have you watched the original Jurassic Park? I love the Character Ellie Sattler
Veronica: Yea, isn't that the one with The plant paleontologist, the mathematician, and the other paleontologist going to a dangerous dinosaur theme park?
Alan: Yea, but Ellie Sattler is in the movie an shes smokin' hot!
One that has a visibly bruised head and eye
God damn it I stroked too hard and now I've got a Phillip Sattler
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Slang term used among DJs to describe a abrupt change in music, being that by a bad sense of timing or just awful mixing. It also can be used to describe a statement thats simply stupid or ridicule in any given context.
1. DJ changes from classic rock to J-pop*
Guy screams: "Come on man! Dont Sattler that!
2. "Party was getting really good yesterday, until the DJ sattlerized the playlist."
"that DJ was sattlering the stupid playlist"
"everyone can set up a spotify account and be a DJ now, such a Sattler"